Are You Bloody Spearious?
Bold. Brunchy. Unapologetically Zesty. These aren’t just asparagus pickles—they’re Bloody Marys in spear form. Each crunchy stalk is steeped in a tangy brine of apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, Worcestershire, tomato juice, Tabasco, and more, capturing everything you crave from your favorite brunch cocktail.
Munch them straight from the jar, skewer them on your next loaded Bloody, or drop one into a spicy charcuterie board. When the spears are gone, don’t toss that brine—mix 1 part tomato juice with 1 part leftover strained brine for the boldest, brunchiest Bloody Mary you’ve ever tasted.
Flavor Profile: Savory, tangy, spicy, and totally brunch-worthy.
Spice Scale: “Just a ‘lil bit”
Shelf Life: 18 months unopened / 30 days refrigerated after opening
Storage: Cool, dark bar cart. Do not consume if seal is broken or lid clicks.
Ingredients: asparagus, apple cider vinegar, distilled water, lemon juice, salt, sugar, Worcestershire sauce, tomato juice, Tabasco, garlic, dill seed, mustard seed, celery seed, red pepper flake, black peppercorn, chile de arbol
Size: 16 fl. oz.
Disclaimer: This product was not produced in a commercial kitchen. It has been home-processed in a kitchen that may also process common food allergens such as tree nuts, peanuts, eggs, soy, wheat, milk, fish, and crustacean shellfish.
Bold. Brunchy. Unapologetically Zesty. These aren’t just asparagus pickles—they’re Bloody Marys in spear form. Each crunchy stalk is steeped in a tangy brine of apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, Worcestershire, tomato juice, Tabasco, and more, capturing everything you crave from your favorite brunch cocktail.
Munch them straight from the jar, skewer them on your next loaded Bloody, or drop one into a spicy charcuterie board. When the spears are gone, don’t toss that brine—mix 1 part tomato juice with 1 part leftover strained brine for the boldest, brunchiest Bloody Mary you’ve ever tasted.
Flavor Profile: Savory, tangy, spicy, and totally brunch-worthy.
Spice Scale: “Just a ‘lil bit”
Shelf Life: 18 months unopened / 30 days refrigerated after opening
Storage: Cool, dark bar cart. Do not consume if seal is broken or lid clicks.
Ingredients: asparagus, apple cider vinegar, distilled water, lemon juice, salt, sugar, Worcestershire sauce, tomato juice, Tabasco, garlic, dill seed, mustard seed, celery seed, red pepper flake, black peppercorn, chile de arbol
Size: 16 fl. oz.
Disclaimer: This product was not produced in a commercial kitchen. It has been home-processed in a kitchen that may also process common food allergens such as tree nuts, peanuts, eggs, soy, wheat, milk, fish, and crustacean shellfish.
Bold. Brunchy. Unapologetically Zesty. These aren’t just asparagus pickles—they’re Bloody Marys in spear form. Each crunchy stalk is steeped in a tangy brine of apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, Worcestershire, tomato juice, Tabasco, and more, capturing everything you crave from your favorite brunch cocktail.
Munch them straight from the jar, skewer them on your next loaded Bloody, or drop one into a spicy charcuterie board. When the spears are gone, don’t toss that brine—mix 1 part tomato juice with 1 part leftover strained brine for the boldest, brunchiest Bloody Mary you’ve ever tasted.
Flavor Profile: Savory, tangy, spicy, and totally brunch-worthy.
Spice Scale: “Just a ‘lil bit”
Shelf Life: 18 months unopened / 30 days refrigerated after opening
Storage: Cool, dark bar cart. Do not consume if seal is broken or lid clicks.
Ingredients: asparagus, apple cider vinegar, distilled water, lemon juice, salt, sugar, Worcestershire sauce, tomato juice, Tabasco, garlic, dill seed, mustard seed, celery seed, red pepper flake, black peppercorn, chile de arbol
Size: 16 fl. oz.
Disclaimer: This product was not produced in a commercial kitchen. It has been home-processed in a kitchen that may also process common food allergens such as tree nuts, peanuts, eggs, soy, wheat, milk, fish, and crustacean shellfish.